t4styf3tus's experience @ Christchurch Women's Hospital
In and out in five seconds
After reading about other peoples adventures at Christchurch Women’s on this site, me and a few friends decided we would check it out. The first thing we noticed as we gave it a drive-by was a fair amount of graffiti on the side of the building, up high in various nooks and crannies and visible indoors through the windows. Seeing as even piece of shit homies had managed to get in we were absolutely determined to gain entry for ourselves. Much of the building was lighted, but we assumed from the fact other people had got in everything was sweet and there were no alarms.
Climbing over a fence and into the compound, we decided to follow the tagging up the side of the building. As this side of the building was mostly in full view of the street some pirate-ninja-surburban-commando-ultra-stealth-stylez was required, ducking from bush to bush and eventually getting to the start of the graffiti. Clambering up two stories over a couple of ledges we came to a deck level with more graffiti but unfortunately an eleven foot high wall confronted us and we were unable to go any higher.
Back to the drawing board. Wandered around for a while trying to come up with another solution. Cruised over a corridor connecting two building till we came to an area in front of what looked like the main entrance. A broken window ( now securely boarded up ) on the side of the corridor and evidence of more tagging inside indicated that this was probably where the taggers had got in. It was then that “tommy kuntpuncher” noticed a a small crawl space under the corridor covered by an equally small gate. Under the corridor and we were inside a small triangular courtyard with a stair case leading down to an underground room, unfortunately locked. We had been trying doors all night with no success but randomly “em0cide” tried a door on the side of the corridor and it was unlocked. We were in! The corridor contained nothing but a number of those hospital beds on wheels they use for moving dying cancer patients from the ward to crematorium so we prepared to move deeper into the building.
Ten seconds through the next fire-door the alarm went off, a loud screeching piercing noise. Scrambling the hell out we did the bolt at a rapid pace, and when walking back to the car ( a good five minutes later ) we saw Triton security speeding past. Interestingly the alarm is barely audible from the street. Five minutes after that while doing another drive-by we noticed they hadn’t even unlocked the front gate and were just sitting in their cars, leisurely idling with their fingers rammed firmly up their soft doughy security guard assholes.
Triton Security, shame on you!
Many questions remained answered. Were the alarms installed after the place was hit by taggers? If not where did they get in?
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